It was a hairy situation

How great of a firefighter would I make?

I have been known to have a bit of a neck hair problem. If I don't clean it up every couple of weeks it looks like an ape is climbing out the back of my shirt. So after going about a month and a half without shaving it I finally shaved my head and got rid of the monkey on my back. I had grown my customary beard while growing my hair out and so decided to shave that too. As a joke I left the mustache until Alyssa came over to see it. When i went over to give her a kiss (with mustache) she turned her head away so I couldn't kiss her lips. I don't think she liked it. It's gone now but it will return, possibly as a handlebar. The look on her face says, "You idiot, get rid of that stupid caterpillar on your lip!"